Lindsey R. Loucks

Author of Romance and Other Scary Things

Another Year Older and No Cake :(


Yesterday was my birthday. I came home from work with a headache and a pitchfork big enough to fling birthday cake into my mouth. But there was no birthday cake because stupid me signed up for the Health Challenge at work. Health Challenge = no sweets. What the heck was I thinking? Apparently the lack of birthday cake made me gain two pounds. That’s right. Gain. Two. Pounds. I should have flung birthday cake into my mouth to lose five pounds.
So anyway, I’m older, I’m grumpier, and I want some darn cake!


  1. Oh dear! I guess there’s no point wishing you a happy birthday, as clearly it wasn’t! So go out and get yourself some cake and have a happy unbirthday instead 🙂

  2. I’m with Ian. Unbirthdays are an even better reason for cake!


  3. Well, I more than made up for the lack of cake yesterday when I ate bunches of CinnaStix. They were gooood. Actually it was an okay birthday, but I’ll celebrate for real this weekend!

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